This fuggin’ guy.
Last night, Rachel Lindsay"s season of The Bachelorette debuted.
Reminder: Rachel is a 32-year-old attorney from Dallas, TX. She is bright, charismatic as hell, and deserves a partner who is her equal.
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So, what sort of eligible suitor does ABC think is good enough for this queen? This guy.
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This fuuuuucccccckin" guy.
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He introduced himself from inside the limo, via megaphone.
"Good evening! Stepping out of the limo next, standing at 6 feet tall, weighing in at a whopping 195 pounds, pure lean muscle mass. He also has one testicle larger than the other testicle, which, of course, is completely normal...your future husband."
(That"s...not a joke. That"s what he actually said.)
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